Best Amusingly Absurd Toys

How to Survive Anything Shark Attack Lightning Embarrassing Parents Pop Quizzes and Other Perilous Situations National Geographic Kids

• Book of tips for surviving the most dangerous situations imaginable.
• Covers everything from mean teachers to mean volcanoes.
• Amusingly illustrated for fun and easy learning.

LOOPY Party Game Brave Or Drunk - Dares, Tasks and Tons of Fun - Drinking Games for Game Night Party and Funday Monday

• Drinking card game with 220 cards - this game is jam-jar packed with hilarious dares, terrible humor, unpredictable pranks and absurd tasks. For a party of 3 or a crowd of 16, you can use it to turn your night into a riot.
• This isn't your grandfather's party game - no dud cards, no lame dares, and no opt-outs. This party game will turn your night out into a story for the ages. You’re in for a night of craziness, creativity, and downright absurd dares.
• How to win this thing? - players draw a card from the deck and make their choice. Are you brave enough to do the dare, or will you drink instead? The more dares you complete, the more points you score. The brave soul with the most points wins the game.
• ⏳When can I take a break? - when you complete your dare, you get to pull a time to take a break card that gives you such game bonuses as taking a break, choosing a player that will perform a task instead of you, going to the toilet, etc..
• More than just a drinking game - our card game is a fantastic gift for the party animals in your life. It’s also a fun way to make memories, new....

Dayton Audio BSA-200 Amp with 2 Aura Pro Bass Shakers Bundle

• 2 Aura Pro Bass Shakers each capable of 100 watts max.
• Dayton Audio BSA-200 amplifier with built in low pass filter provides plenty of power.
• Add incredible impact without distortion or absurd SPL levels.

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Cardinal Poop The Potato Party Game, One Size, Multicolor

• Perfectly absurd party game for kids and adults.
• Score points by getting different-sized potatoes into the buckets.

Symphony 4 in E-Flat Major Wab 104

• Gang Beasts is a silly multiplayer party game set in the mean streets of Beef City with surly gelatinous characters, brutal slapstick fight sequences, and absurd hazardous environments.
• Customize your characters with hundreds of colorful costumes.
• Experience hilarious and gelatinous ragdoll physics.
• Play locally or online with up to 8 players.
• Experience Local Wireless Multiplayer, exclusively on Nintendo Switch.

Bounce-Take It Like a Dog

• I Exist Without My Consent Frog Funny Surreal Meme Me IRL design makes the perfect gift idea for the internet meme lover in your life! Great for fans of frogs, toads, amphibians, and absurd humor.
• This meme inspired apparel item makes the best trending present for friends colleagues and family members on christmas, thanksgiving, halloween, anniversary, holidays..
• Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.

Superfight History Deck: 100 Historical Themed Cards for The Game of Absurd Arguments |Family Friendly Game of Super Powers & Super Problems, for Kids Teens Adults, 3 or More Players, Ages 8+

• LET THE JUDGES DECIDE. Convince everyone else at the table why your character would win. The player at the end of the night who wins the most of these fights is the champion!.
• GREAT FOR PARTIES AND GAMES NIGHT: The most fun you’ll have arguing! Things can get hilarious when you have to defend your absurd fighters. Awesome to play with friends and family, games night, at a party, office party, sleepovers, birthdays, dinner parties or even in the park. Choose to have Mom as the judge! Or have 10 judges at the next drinking party! Watch how the game changes with different players..
• WHAT’S INSIDE THE HISTORY DECK. This deck consists of 100 horror-themed cards including characters, abilities, location and scenario cards to add to your deck to play on their own, or or shuffle these cards with any Superfight deck to add a historical twist to you absurd arguments..

BORDSTRACT Rice Spoon, Silicone Rice Paddle Nonstick Rice Serving Spoon Stainless Steel Heat-Resistant Pan Cooking Utensil Rice Scoop with Hanging Hole for Rice Mashed Potato

• Stands upright to prevent kitchen counter and dining table mess.
• Amusingly teeter-totters to prevent from being knocked over.
• not for use as a utensil when cooking with hot pans and pots.

American Greetings Anniversary Card for Wife (My Amazing Wife)

• Front Message: A Poem for My Amazing Wife on Our Anniversary.
• Inside Message: For telling me quite bluntly when my clothing looks absurd And helping me dress tastefully instead of like a nerd....
• This Anniversary greeting card for wife is emellished with light green glitter..
• American Greetings offers exceptional greeting cards, gift wrap and celebration products so you can connect in ways that fit your personality and authentic style.

Little Live Pets Gotta Go Flamingo | Interactive Plush Toy That Eats Sings Wiggles Poops and Talks Batteries Included | Reusable Food Ages 4+

• INTERACTIVE AND DANCING UNICORN PET: I am an interactive Unicorn Pet and I dance to my own music!.
• BEAUTIFUL DISPLAY OF COLOURS: My horn and body lights up with amusingly pleasant colors, filling your eyes with awesome delight..
• CUTE UNICORN SOUND: See and hear me trot and neigh cutely..
• GROOM AND FEED ME: Groom me with my brush and feed me my donut!.
• PAT ME: Pat me and I'll nuzzle up to you..

Lipstick Queen Lipstick, Jungle Queen

• You wear your makeup like warpaint. You disdain basic neutral eyeshadow and lipstick. You lift your head to the heavens and cry, "See me! I am here!" This lipstick makes sure that happens..
• DEADITE is a golden green liquid lipstick..
• This full size liquid lipstick comes in an 8 ml tube with doe foot applicator..
• 100% vegan & cruelty-free beauty products inspired by horror, pop culture, and the absurd..
• Ingredients: Isododecane, disteardimonium hectorite, polymethylsilsesquioxane, trimethylsiloxysilicate, tapioca starch, synthetic wax, silica, propylene carbonate, octyldodecanol, kaolin, titanium dioxide, trihydroxystearin, mica, iron oxide, tin oxide, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Potassium Sorbate, Hexylene Glycol..