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The Cotton & Canvas Co. Don't Kale My Vibe Funny Food Pun Porcelain Ceramic Coffee Mug and Tea Cup

  • Let Your Mug Speak for You: Our I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine mug is enough to make anyone smile, whether you use it at home or at your workplace, at your desk or in the break room. Share a smile with anyone on your gift list, whether they’re a boss, co-worker, employee, friend, family member, or anyone else. Break the ice with new co-workers and in meetings with this zesty, fun coffee mug, or give a gift without going over budget..
  • Lasting Quality: High-quality, smooth ceramic stoneware resists scratches and lasts a long time. The custom imprint is permanent and won’t lose its luster or fade. Your stoneware ceramic mug can be used with either hand since the I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine design is printed on two sides. Good for Any Occasion.
  • With an 11-ounce capacity, these mugs hold plenty of liquid and make great gifts for all of your special occasions: anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays..
  • Safe for the Microwave and Dishwasher: Use your mug again and again in the microwave. Wash it in the dishwasher after every use and still never worry about the design fading away or peeling over time. Cold and hot temperatures will not affe....
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NobleWorks - 1 Funny Vintage Birthday Card - Hilarious Retro Greeting, Grown-Up Humor for Happy Birthdays - Buy F-King Shoes 4072

  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS - Happy Fucking Birthday! - Cover reads: Life Is A Flash Of Light Between Two Eternities Of Darkness. Just Buy The Fucking Shoes. - Carpe diem! Shoe wisdom or life lesson, this is one happy birthday adult fucking card made for those who can't make up their minds..
  • SIZE - Our 4.63 x 6.75 inch standard size greeting card is perfect for writing birthday wishes and bringing good laughs on someone's big birth anniversary moments! It ships with an elegant 5x7 mailing envelope and offers large spaces to write about what makes this day really special..
  • HAPPY BIRTHDAY CARD - Birth anniversary moments are always worthy to celebrate! And there's no better way to send your funny, heartfelt messages and congratulations for reaching another year in life than with this high-quality note card stationery. Send to a special sister, mom, or friends you know!.
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.
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Fucking with Nobody

  • Star Fucking Hipsters- From The Dumpster To The Grave.
  • 10/24/2011 (Publication Date) - Fat Wreck Chords (Publisher).
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Funny Birthday Card for Him Her, Naughty Anniversary Card, I Fucking Love You Card, Love Fucking You Card

  • I love fucking you...oppps I mean I fucking love you.... a funny, naughty and sexy birthday, anniversary or valentines day card for your lover..
  • Printed on 300 gsm card and professionally printed on 100% recyclable card stock..
  • Blank inside allowing you to write your own message..
  • Fast delivery, 100% satisfaction guarantee. Thank you for taking the time to read this listing..
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I Hate Auburn

  • I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower: gentle and caring and tough as nails when necessary. You too?.
  • Very Best Quality: Woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun..
  • One Size Fits Most: Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Left & right leg-specific socks. Design appears on the outside of each leg..
  • Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
  • Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Border. They're good people doing great things around the world..
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Blue Q Men's Crew Socks, Busy Making a Fucking Difference. Fit shoe size 7-12. Argyle design.

  • BUSY MAKING A FUCKING DIFFERENCE: Let him know that you recognize his effort to make the world a better place. Perfect for every man on the front line -- doctor, nurse, teacher, firefighter, activist, cop, dad..
  • One Size Fits Most: Fits men's shoe size 7-12. Imported. They measure 16"h x 3.25"w..
  • Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders. They're Nobel Peace Prize-winning first responders to emergencies, epidemics and natural disasters around the world..
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NobleWorks - 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Sassy Bday Card, Stationery Humor - Late Card C7348BEG

  • INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! COVER SAYS - Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There..
  • SIZE - You'll receive 1, regular sized greeting card with 5x7 envelope. If you can't think of the right words to explain why you forgot someone's bday then let us do the talking for you. This belated bday gift will surely make your receiver smile..
  • BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - No excuse is needed when your bday celebrant reads this awesome belated b-day greeting message. An elegant card with a wild and humorous message. Perfect for adults who just love jokes and cursing language..
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.
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Harry Potter Ravenclaw Knee High Womens Socks, Sock Size 9-11

  • I'm a Delicate Fucking Flower: gentle and caring and tough as nails when necessary. You too?.
  • Very Best Quality: Woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun..
  • One Size Fits Most: Fits women's shoe size 5-10. Left & right leg-specific socks. Design appears on the outside of each leg..
  • Easy Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
  • Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Border. They're good people doing great things around the world..
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Happy Belated BirthDay Pops

  • CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! Cover says: Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There. - Sometimes it's unavoidable that we couldn't greet a friend or family on time. For those moments here's a humorous Belated Happy Bday notecard to give..
  • JUMBO SIZED - This 8.5 x 11 inch belated Happy Birthday features a silly adult humor that will surely make any receiver forgive you for greeting him or her late. It's never too late to greet someone a Happy Bday. Pair this large card with a wonderful present so you're sure your late greetings is forgiven..
  • BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - It's better late then never, right? Pen a sweet and heartfelt bday greeting in this oversized greeting card. No need to explain why you're late what's important is the warm and sincere bday sentiments that's expressed in writing. A simple but truly meaningful gesture that anyone will love..
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
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NobleWorks - 1 Funny Happy Birthday Greeting Card - Retro Woman Humor, Notecard Talk Bubbles - Mind Your Language C3229BDG

  • INSIDE MESSAGE READS: I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. Happy Fucking Birthday..
  • SIZE - Some styles are available blank or with a greeting inside. Fits neatly in an elegant, sturdy 5" x 7" paper mailing envelope with a pointed flap..
  • Perfect, humorous stationery for writing Birthday wishes.
  • ships with envelopes. Card's cover pages are printed on coated stock and have a high gloss finish, while the cards interior pages are uncoated for a smooth and flawless writing surface..
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
  • AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..
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NobleWorks - Pack of 3 Hilarious Birthday Greeting Cards with Envelopes (1 Designs, 3 Each) - Spew Profanities C3229BDG-C3x1

  • INSIDE GREETING: "I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." "Happy Fucking Birthday." COVER - I do not spew profanities..
  • SIZE - Receive 3, regular sized notecards with 5x7 envelopes. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing..
  • USE - The perfect, humorous cards for writing birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men and women..
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
  • AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..
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Blue Q Women's Funny Crew Socks ~ Mother Fucking Girl Power (fit shoe size 5-10)

  • MOTHER FUCKING GIRL POWER: #YesAllWomenShouldBeRockingTheseSocks.
  • VERY BEST QUALITY: Blue Q Socks are woven from soft, luxurious combed cotton, nylon for strength, and spandex for long-lasting fun..
  • ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Fits women's shoe size 5-10..
  • EASY CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
  • GIVE BACK: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. They're good people doing great things around the world..
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Blue Q Women's Novelty Crew Socks (fit women's shoe size 5-10) (Fucking Love It - Woods)

  • I Fucking Love it Out Here Women's Crew Socks from Blue Q: After all, not all who wander are (unintentionally) lost..
  • One Size Fits Most: Fit women's shoe size 5-10. They measure 12.75"h x 3.25"w..
  • Give Back: 1% of the sale of Blue Q Socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders, the Nobel Peace Prize-winning first responders to emergencies, epidemics, and natural disasters around the world..
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