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NobleWorks - Pack of 3 Hilarious Birthday Greeting Cards with Envelopes (1 Designs, 3 Each) - Spew Profanities C3229BDG-C3x1

  • INSIDE GREETING: "I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." "Happy Fucking Birthday." COVER - I do not spew profanities..
  • SIZE - Receive 3, regular sized notecards with 5x7 envelopes. We offer funny cards that come either blank or greeted inside, so be sure to review all product photos before purchasing..
  • USE - The perfect, humorous cards for writing birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface. Perfect for men and women..
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
  • AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..
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NobleWorks - 1 Funny Birthday Greeting Card - Sassy Bday Card, Stationery Humor - Late Card C7348BEG

  • INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! COVER SAYS - Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There..
  • SIZE - You'll receive 1, regular sized greeting card with 5x7 envelope. If you can't think of the right words to explain why you forgot someone's bday then let us do the talking for you. This belated bday gift will surely make your receiver smile..
  • BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - No excuse is needed when your bday celebrant reads this awesome belated b-day greeting message. An elegant card with a wild and humorous message. Perfect for adults who just love jokes and cursing language..
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and Canada.
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The Cotton & Canvas Co. Don't Kale My Vibe Funny Food Pun Porcelain Ceramic Coffee Mug and Tea Cup

  • Let Your Mug Speak for You: Our I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine mug is enough to make anyone smile, whether you use it at home or at your workplace, at your desk or in the break room. Share a smile with anyone on your gift list, whether they’re a boss, co-worker, employee, friend, family member, or anyone else. Break the ice with new co-workers and in meetings with this zesty, fun coffee mug, or give a gift without going over budget..
  • Lasting Quality: High-quality, smooth ceramic stoneware resists scratches and lasts a long time. The custom imprint is permanent and won’t lose its luster or fade. Your stoneware ceramic mug can be used with either hand since the I'm A Ray of Fucking Sunshine design is printed on two sides. Good for Any Occasion.
  • With an 11-ounce capacity, these mugs hold plenty of liquid and make great gifts for all of your special occasions: anniversaries, bachelor and bachelorette parties, birthdays..
  • Safe for the Microwave and Dishwasher: Use your mug again and again in the microwave. Wash it in the dishwasher after every use and still never worry about the design fading away or peeling over time. Cold and hot temperatures will not affe....
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You are Fabulous Flamingos Princesses Crowns Purse Bag Hanger Holder Hook

  • CARD'S INSIDE SENTIMENT READS - Have a fucking fabulous birthday! Cover says: You are fucking fabulous why can't everyone be more like you? Put the YAY in their birthday with our cool and awesome notecard stationery. Designed with a trendy, bright and bold design, the joke adds more spice for your popular friend!.
  • JUMBO SIZED - We all got friends who are the centers of attention. Everything they do gets noticed. Its time for you to steal the spotlight for a few minutes with our hilarious 8.5 x 11 letterhead size greeting card! Guaranteed to bring giggles and laughter to everyone in the room!.
  • BIRTHDAY CARD - A birthday is a day that comes only once a year, and should be celebrated for countless reasons. An expression of thanks to God for being born and still being alive. Make the celebration memorable with our lovely happy birthday stationery gift card! Let this special person know you treasure him or her!.
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
  • The stationery is made in the USA and....
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Funny Birthday Card for Him Her, Naughty Anniversary Card, I Fucking Love You Card, Love Fucking You Card

  • I love fucking you...oppps I mean I fucking love you.... a funny, naughty and sexy birthday, anniversary or valentines day card for your lover..
  • Printed on 300 gsm card and professionally printed on 100% recyclable card stock..
  • Blank inside allowing you to write your own message..
  • Fast delivery, 100% satisfaction guarantee. Thank you for taking the time to read this listing..
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3M Double Sided Tape, Heavy Duty Foam Tape, 33 FT Length, 0.5\ Width, 1.2 mm Thick, Industrial Mounting Waterproof Tape for LED Strip Lights, Car Decor, Home Decor and Office Decor

  • Heavy Duy Tape: – 3M 4941 Srong double sded mounng ape, 33f lengh, 05 nch wdh, 12mm hckness Srengh: 90 pounds per nch (longudnal) s deal for mounng large and heavy ools, greenhouse arp, eachng maerals, posers, and pcure frames.
  • Flexble Adhesve Tape: – The double sded adhesve ape s desgned o ress curlng, makng your nsallaon process fas and easy, smply peel, very flexble.
  • Waerproof Double Sded Tape: – Consss of a durable acrylc adhesve wh vscoelasc properes, make he adhesve ape suable for mos surfaces, ncludng nsallaon oudoors or n damp locaons I can handle ''harsh hea''.
  • Easy Insallaon: – Ths foam ape s easy o nsall, jus peel off he ape and sck o he surface of he objec And s easy o reposon when ’s no fully compressed and reposonng wll no nfluence adheson durably, bonds quckly and securely when ’s fully compressed.
  • Mulpurpose Tape: – Mulpurpose ape wh comforable foam on boh sdes provdes adheson o a varey of paned surfaces ncludng powder coaed pans Such as LED plae, moldngs, door edge, bodysde moldngs, sanless seel, ABS and PVC rocker panels, wheel lp, nameplae, and decoraon bar for auomobles.
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Harry Potter Mischief Managed Marauders Map 5 Pack Ankle Socks

  • SUPER FUCKING AWESOME: not just plain old awesome. You were on time to work, your hair looks fab, your outfit is on point. It's one of those amazing days and you're feeling super fucking awesome. Let 'em hear it!.
  • VERY BEST QUALITY: this pair of Blue Q Women's Ankle Socks is woven from 52 % nylon for strength, 47% soft, luxurious combed cotton, and 1% spandex for long-lasting fun. Imported. They measure 9.5"h x 3.25" w..
  • ONE SIZE FITS MOST: Fit women's shoe size 5-10..
  • EASY CARE: Machine wash cold, tumble dry medium heat, do not bleach..
  • YOUR CHANCE TO GIVE BACK: 1% of the sale of Blue Q socks supports the humanitarian work of Doctors Without Borders/Medecins Sans Frontieres. They're good people doing great things around the world..
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CJ&M Sweet 16 Keychain for Daughter, New Driver Keychain, Keychain to Son from Mother, Drive Safe Keychain, New Driver Gift, Fun Mom Gift

  • Material:High-quality Stainless Steel (don't tarnish, don't rust, and don't change color).
  • A great gift for son or daughter - Come with CJ&M brand gift box. Ready for giving.
  • This item comes hand stamped as shown to say "Drive safe because your Mom fucking love you".
  • Keep your loved one safe by reminding them each and every time they start the car, how much you fucking love them!.
  • Sweet 16 Keychain for Daughter, New Driver Keychain, Keychain to Son from Mother, Drive Safe Keychain, New Driver Gift, Fun Mom Gift.
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LEGO Star Wars: Revenge of The Sith at-AP Walker 75234 Building Kit , New 2019 (689 Pieces)

  • Build an impressive at-ape Walker LEGO Star Wars vehicle with detailed cockpit, articulated legs and aiming turret with spring-loaded shooter!.
  • This LEGO Star Wars building toy includes 3 LEGO Star Wars minifigures: Chewbacca, Clone Commander green and a.
  • Imperial Walker measures over 9” (24cm) high, 11” (29cm) long and 5” (15cm) wide.
  • 689 pieces – pretend-play construction toys for boys and girls aged 9+ and for fans and big kids of all ages.
  • This LEGO Star Wars at-ape Walker 75234 construction toy Includes lots of original LEGO bricks for endless creative building and play possibilities.
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Happy Belated BirthDay Pops

  • CARD'S INSIDE GREETING READS - Happy Fucking Belated Birthday! Cover says: Although This Birthday Card Is Late I Really Think You're Fucking Great! So There. - Sometimes it's unavoidable that we couldn't greet a friend or family on time. For those moments here's a humorous Belated Happy Bday notecard to give..
  • JUMBO SIZED - This 8.5 x 11 inch belated Happy Birthday features a silly adult humor that will surely make any receiver forgive you for greeting him or her late. It's never too late to greet someone a Happy Bday. Pair this large card with a wonderful present so you're sure your late greetings is forgiven..
  • BELATED BIRTHDAY CARD - It's better late then never, right? Pen a sweet and heartfelt bday greeting in this oversized greeting card. No need to explain why you're late what's important is the warm and sincere bday sentiments that's expressed in writing. A simple but truly meaningful gesture that anyone will love..
  • The greeting card's cover page is slightly longer than the back for easy opening (yes, it's intentional).
  • Print on demand technology helps reduce wasted paper and material.
  • Each notecard is made from thick, durable cardstock (no papyrus, naturally) with 30-percent recycled content, minimizing environmental impact.
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Ape Hangers 16 inch Black Thick Rise Ape Hangers handlebars Fit For Harley Sportster XL 883 1200 Softail FLST FXST Dyna Softall Custom Application

  • 【Special design】 Compared to ape hangers on the market，Our handlebars will be thicker and thicker at both ends, giving you a different experience..
  • 【Size】The handlebar end rise include 12/14/16 inch,you can choose the best size for you..
  • 【Fitment】Ape hangers handlebars fits for All Harley-Davidson FLST, FXST, Sportster XL, including Throttle-by-wire models,and any Custom Application..
  • 【Material】Ape Hangers Handlebars made by Copper+Nickle+Power Coated Black,High Standard Rust-Proof plating.
  • 【1 Year Warranty】provide 90-DAY MONEY BACK GUARANTEE & 1 YEAR WARRANTY. We guarantee to REFUND your money or REPLACE if you encounter any problems with it..
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Dragon Ball Super – Dragon Stars Super Saiyan 4 Vegeta Figure (Series 13)

  • Vegeta uses mind control and trickery to achieve this level. He appears as Great Ape but then announces he is fooling everyone. Through the Bulma Blutz Wave Generator, he transforms to Golden Great Ape before regaining control and achieving Super Saiyan 4.
  • BANDAI’S DRAGON STARS 6.5-INCH FIGURE: Fans and collectors of all ages will be thrilled by this 6.5-inch scale figure as they bring the world of Dragon Ball Super into their own world.
  • AMAZING ARTICULATION AND IMPRESSIVE DETAILS: The amazingly articulated 6.5-inch scale figure allows you to recreate your favorite character’s epic moments with impressive 16 points of articulation. This figure is perfect for both play and display.
  • DESIGN INSPIRED BY POPULAR ANIME TV SERIES: Bandai’s Dragon Stars figure is so authentic and realistic you can recreate the epic battles and favorite moments from the TV show.
  • AWESOME ANIME INSPIRED ACCESSORIES AND PACKAGING: The Dragon Stars figure comes with two additional sets of interchangeable hands, character-specific accessories, and sleek collectible packaging making it an amazing addition to the world of Dragon Ball Super.
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NobleWorks, Spew Profanities - Humorous Birthday Greeting Card Greeting Card (8.5 x 11 Inch) - J3229BDG

  • INSIDE GREETING SAYS - Happy Fucking Birthday..
  • CARD SIZE - Receive one, 8.5 x 11 inch, Birthday card with mailing envelope. This big, letterhead sized greeting card will make an extra large impact and leave a huge, memorable impression!.
  • USE - A humorous, jumbo card for writing Birthday wishes! Card's cover page is printed with a high gloss finish, and the interior pages provide a smooth, flawless writing surface..
  • SOCIALLY RESPONSIBLE - Keeping US jobs at home, our products are Made in the USA (and Canada) for almost 40 years. We use thick, white, glossy cardstock, w/ 30% recycled content (no papyrus, naturally). We work to minimize environmental impact!.
  • AWARD WINNING BRAND - Founded in 1980, NobleWorks - and The Best Card Company, its non humor division - is an award winning, national brand. We’re an American based, family owned, stationery publisher and a member of the Greeting Card Association..
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