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Bathroom Joke Book: The Ultimate Bathroom Reader With 600 Funny Jokes

  • Blrlblablurble Blurp Gurgle* We all know those early warning stomach sounds that alert us to an impending and immediate bathroom emergency!.
  • You make the mad dash to the nearest bathroom, callously mowing down any man, woman, or child in your path..
  • You feverishly throw open the bathroom door, eyes bulging, struggling to prevent premature catastrophic sphincter blowout..
  • In one swift move you begin your ass's decent to the toilet seat, head-butting the bathroom door closed while synchronously dropping your pants with one hand and flipping on the light switch with the other..
  • The Party Pooper Fake Human Poop is the ultimate bathroom gross out gag..
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Bad Ass Motherfucker T-Shirt

  • Are you a Bad Ass? Really a Bad Ass? Then get the Bad Ass Motherfucker Tshirt and show how tough you are..
  • Be proud of your culture, your roots, your family. Wear the Bad Ass Motherfucker shirt with pride..
  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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ZBR Hip Enhancer Padded Panties Shapewear BBL Shorts Butt Pads Underwear for Women

  • Butt Lifter Material: 100% New，Strong elastic. hip pads for women but lifter is easy to wear and more comfortable. Butt pad fake ass butt lifter panties keeps it in place, stop rolling down. Padded underwear for women would enhance your booty immediately. Shapewear butt lifter tummy control makes your butts look bigger. Plus size butt pads.
  • Flexible & Breathable & Removable fake butt pads for bigger butt pad: Our hip dip pads padded underwear could tighten your bottom and lift your butt. Butt enhancer underwear is great to wear under shorts, skirts, pants, dress for dating. Hip enhancer shapewear for women will let you look better and feel more confident. Butt enhancer panties padded shapewear.
  • Padded panties butt enhancer: You don't even really notice padded panties butt underwear for women when you wear them. Butt padded underwear for women can be worn under any clothes. But lifter shapeware shapewear butt lifter will give you the curves you want. Shapewear tummy control butt lifter give your butt and hip a boost instantly..
  • Padded panties hip enhancer are soft and lightweight. Butt pads for women bigger bu....
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Tattoo Arm Sleeves, 10 Pack Cool Body Arts Fake Temporary Tattoo Cover Halloween Costume UV Sun Block Protection for Camping Hiking Exercise Sports Golf Riding Bike Outdoor,Random Color

  • ...T MOST - Use for temporary tattoo,bike accessories for men,stencils for kids,tattoo cover up.The fake arm sunscreen sleeves fit for most arms, both men and women can wear it.
  • One size fit most:About 46 cm/18 inch long, 22 cm/8.6 inch diameter for upper arm, 14 cm/5.5 inch diameter for down arm.
  • Unless you have really huge arms, these should fit comfortably because of stretchable features. You will not feel tight when wearing it, quick dry and breathable..
  • LOOKS REAL & SEAMLESS - Use for tattoo cover up makeup,tattoo cover up sleeves,pirate hat,tattoo sleeves,sleeves to cover arms,face tattoos for adults,sleeves to cover arms for women,compression sleeve arm women.These temporary tattoos are very easy to slip on and off, look real like truly tattoos on your arms. Easy to wash, machine washable,recommended to hang dry.
  • Unisex and one size fits most. Unless you have really huge arms, these should fit comfortably because they are stretchable.
  • STYLISH PATTERNS & RANDOM PACKED - Use for compression sleeve arm,tattoo sunscreen.The tattoo arm sleeves made of 92% nylon and 8% spandex soft fabric material, stretchable to fit your arm. Help to protect your arm from the strong direct sunlight.Package include 10 Pieces different fake arts tattoo arm sleeves with desig....
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ZEITBIKE Ass Savers Bicycle Fender | Generation 4 - Regular | Rear/Saddle Mudguard with Flip Tip Attachment System

  • KEEPS YOU DRY ON WET ROADS: The Ass Saver Gen 4 Regular rear fender with SKELLY Skeleton design will keep mud and water from spraying onto your back and will increase the comfort on cold and wet rides..
  • LOCKS IN PLACE: The FLIP-TIP technology is the 4th generation mounting technology from Ass Savers. It fastens the Ass Saver more securely to the saddle than ever before with a simple flip of the tip, just like a cycling cap..
  • EASY TO MOUNT, NO TOOLS REQUIRED: The FLIP-TIP attachment system makes the Ass Saver easy to install without requiring any tools. Once fitted, simply fold up the tip of the Ass Saver and it will securely lock to the saddle rails. To unlock, just flip the tip back down and pull backwards..
  • FEATHER-LIGHT AND PORTABLE: At only 0.67oz, this fender keeps you dry on wet roads without being a burden on your ride. The FLIP-TIP technology makes removing and re-attaching the fender easy and without any tools, so it’s perfect for cyclists who just don't want to rock a fender permanently but need one quickly when surprised by a rain..
  • TECHNICAL INFO: Ass Savers Gen 4 Regular fits every standard rail saddle, including carbon saddle rails, and is suitable for tire widths between 23-35 mm..
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Fine Ass Soap - Novelty Bath Soap for Men and Women - Black soap Handcrafted Made in the USA Contains activated charcoal

  • SOOTHING SOAP THEIR FINE ASS DESERVES – Only an average ass should have to suffer an average bath bar. Fine Ass Soap is specially formulated....
  • WEIRD NOVELTY SOAP FOR MEN AND WOMEN – This fun bath gift for men and women can be both a not-so-subtle wink at someone special or a goofy gag gift....
  • BLACK SOAP FOR A REFRESHING CLEAN – Our artisanal black bath bar is oakmoss and aloe scented for a rich, refreshing bathing experience that will....
  • PREMIUM BATH SOAP MADE IN THE USA – Fine Ass Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath....
  • HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Fine Ass Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is an unexpected addition to Christmas stocking stuffers,....
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Grifiti Band Joes X Cross Style 6' 5 Pack Heat Cold UV and Chemical Resistant Cooking Grade Silicone Rubber Bands

  • Awesome new X Cross Style let's you wrap one way then the other! 5 PACK! These are our 6" Grifiti Big-Ass Bands Cross Style! Fat split silicone bands that work like giant rubber or elastic bands for cooking, heat applications, wood working...just about anything!.
  • Cooking Grade! These can take the heat of the oven and autoclave. 5/8" x 6" flat, nice and stretchy, cooking grade, assorted pack from 10 colors: black, white, red, royal blue, powder blue, lime green, yellow, purple, pink, orange.
  • Versatile straps to hold books, Apple MacBooks, files, and containers closed..
  • Extra large version same material as Livestrong wrist braclets and bands..
  • SEE ALSO: Grifiti Big-Ass Bands in 6" 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands in 9" 5 and 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands 12" 2 and 10 pack, Big-Ass Bands X Cross Bands in 6", 9", and 12".
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Grifiti Band Joes 4' 20 Pack Books, Camera Lens, Art, Cooking, Wrapping, Exercise, MacBooks, Bag Wraps, Dungies Replacements, and Made with Silicone Instead of Rubber or Elastic

  • 20 PACK! These are our 4" Grifiti Big-Ass Bands! Fat silicone bands that work like giant rubber or elastic bands for cooking, heat applications, wood working...just about anything!.
  • 1/2" x 4" flat, nice and stretchy, cooking grade, assorted pack from 10 colors: black, white, red, royal blue, powder blue, lime green, yellow, purple, pink, orange.
  • Versatile straps to hold books, Apple MacBooks, files, and containers closed..
  • Extra large version same material as Livestrong wrist braclets and bands..
  • SEE ALSO: Grifiti Big-Ass Bands in 4" 5 pack, Big-Ass Bands in 6", 9" 5 and 20 pack, Big-Ass Bands 12" 2 and 10 pack, Big-Ass Bands X Cross Bands in 6", 9", and 12".
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Nasty Ass Soap - Funny Donkey Design - Novelty Bath Soap for Men and Women - Black Soap Handcrafted Made in the USA Contains Activated Charcoal

  • SOOTHING SOAP CONQUERS NASTY ASS ISSUES – Stinky donkey days are numbered when you embrace the charcoal-infused magic of Nasty Ass Soap. Bathe that barnyard booty away with the only soap made specifically for the job!.
  • FUNNY DONKEY TIN SOAP FOR MEN AND WOMEN – This cool bath gift for men and women is a goofy gag gift for animal lovers as well as those who love a little offbeat humor. After the laughter fades, they can enjoy the fresh-scented soap shower after shower and reuse the funny ass tin too!.
  • BLACK SOAP IS UNIQUE AND REFRESHING – Our artisanal black bath bar is oakmoss and aloe scented for a smooth, refreshing bathing experience that will take care of even the most stubborn case of nasty ass..
  • PREMIUM BATH BAR MADE IN AMERICA – Nasty Ass Soap is handcrafted in America with high-quality ingredients. Because every amazing bar of premium bath soap is handmade and unique, colors and patterns may vary from display images..
  • HILARIOUS UNISEX NOVELTY BATH GIFT – Nasty Ass Bath Soap is a funny pampering gift that is a surprise addition to Christmas stocking stuffers, birthday gift baskets, care packages, and any other special occasion where you want to bring on a case of the giggles. It’s also a delightfully weird choice for a Secret Santa....
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Hip Pads for Women Hip Dip Pads Fake Butt Padded Underwear Hip Enhancer Shapewear Crossdressers Butt Lifter Pad Panties (Black, Large)

  • Butt Lifter Material: 100% New，Strong elastic. hip pads for women but lifter is easy to wear and more comfortable. Butt pad fake ass butt lifter panties keeps it in place, stop rolling down. Padded underwear for women would enhance your booty immediately. Shapewear butt lifter tummy control makes your butts look bigger. Plus size butt pads.
  • Flexible & Breathable & Removable fake butt pads for bigger butt pad: Our hip dip pads padded underwear could tighten your bottom and lift your butt. Butt enhancer underwear is great to wear under shorts, skirts, pants, dress for dating. Hip enhancer shapewear for women will let you look better and feel more confident. Butt enhancer panties padded shapewear.
  • Padded panties butt enhancer: You don't even really notice padded panties butt underwear for women when you wear them. Butt padded underwear for women can be worn under any clothes. But lifter shapeware shapewear butt lifter will give you the curves you want. Shapewear tummy control butt lifter give your butt and hip a boost instantly..
  • Padded panties hip enhancer are soft and lightweight. Butt pads for women bigger butt give your thigh and hip a boost instantly. Tummy control butt lifting shapewear makes your butts look bigger and more beautiful. Padded underw....
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Hip Pads for Women Hip Dip Pads Fake Butt Padded Underwear Hip Enhancer Shapewear Crossdressers Butt Lifter Pad Panties (Nude, Small)

  • Butt Lifter Material: 100% New，Strong elastic. hip pads for women but lifter is easy to wear and more comfortable. Butt pad fake ass butt lifter panties keeps it in place, stop rolling down. Padded underwear for women would enhance your booty immediately. Shapewear butt lifter tummy control makes your butts look bigger. Plus size butt pads.
  • Flexible & Breathable & Removable fake butt pads for bigger butt pad: Our hip dip pads padded underwear could tighten your bottom and lift your butt. Butt enhancer underwear is great to wear under shorts, skirts, pants, dress for dating. Hip enhancer shapewear for women will let you look better and feel more confident. Butt enhancer panties padded shapewear.
  • Padded panties butt enhancer: You don't even really notice padded panties butt underwear for women when you wear them. Butt padded underwear for women can be worn under any clothes. But lifter shapeware shapewear butt lifter will give you the curves you want. Shapewear tummy control butt lifter give your butt and hip a boost instantly..
  • Padded panties hip enhancer are soft and lightweight. Butt pads for women bigger bu....
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Liquid Ass

  • The next time you have the urge for a funny prank or if you just need to get the party started, reach for a bottle of Liquid Ass.
  • Simple application instructions are printed onto the bottle.
  • Highly concentrated, super-horrible smelling fart spray. Smells like ass.
  • 30 milliliter (1 fluid ounce) size enough for many room-evacuating emissions.
  • Looking for funny gag gift. Get everybody laughing with the unique gift of Liquid Ass.
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Hip Pads for Women Hip Dip Pads Fake Butt Padded Underwear Hip Enhancer Shapewear Crossdressers Butt Lifter Pad Panties (Nude, X-Large)

  • Butt Lifter Material: 100% New，Strong elastic. hip pads for women but lifter is easy to wear and more comfortable. Butt pad fake ass butt lifter panties keeps it in place, stop rolling down. Padded underwear for women would enhance your booty immediately. Shapewear butt lifter tummy control makes your butts look bigger. Plus size butt pads.
  • Flexible & Breathable & Removable fake butt pads for bigger butt pad: Our hip dip pads padded underwear could tighten your bottom and lift your butt. Butt enhancer underwear is great to wear under shorts, skirts, pants, dress for dating. Hip enhancer shapewear for women will let you look better and feel more confident. Butt enhancer panties padded shapewear.
  • Padded panties butt enhancer: You don't even really notice padded panties butt underwear for women when you wear them. Butt padded underwear for women can be worn under any clothes. But lifter shapeware shapewear butt lifter will give you the curves you want. Shapewear tummy control butt lifter give your butt and hip a boost instantly..
  • Padded panties hip enhancer are soft and lightweight. Butt pads for women bigger butt give your thigh and hip a boost instantly. Tummy control butt lifting shapewear makes your butts look bigger and more beautiful. Padded underw....
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