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YOU SUCK AT PARKING Business cards 10 pack white

  • 2" x 3.5", printed on one side. Kraft envelope included..
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You Parked Like an Idiot Cards - 100 Pack Business Cards Writable Bad Parking Cards 3.54' x 2.12' Multi Violation Reasons (Yellow)

  • NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes!.
  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!.
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!.
  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards..
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life..
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Lord Fauntleroy Insulting Parking Cards Vol I

  • Lord Fauntleroy’s Bad Parking Cards Vol I Business Cards 7x Designs, 18+ 50 Note Pack. Politically Incorrect Revenge vs Terrible Parkers and Road Rage. Insulting Parking Cards for Ridiculous Parkers & Idiots. Prank, Gag Gift, & Roast Set.
  • READY TO ROAST A**HOLES PARKING LIKE IDIOTS? Here is another way to laugh yourself to the ultimate catharsis..
  • GREAT GIFT IDEA. Do you want to make someone laugh out loud? Just have them open these gag gift cards and read a few..
  • HIGH QUALITY PRINTED PARKING CARDS for QUICK AND EASY hand out. Each pack comes with 50 cards with approx. 7 copies of each roast..
  • SATISFACTION GUARANTEED or your money back!.
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Super Funny, Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack. Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Hilarious NSFW Novelty Notices. Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+

  • NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with our profanity filled, NSFW, vengeance note pack that'll really stick it to those aholes!.
  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot stealing, Jeep driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!.
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!.
  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the BMW steal your parking spot? Get even with that moron using our funniest raunchy cards..
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party. They're also amazing birthday presents for the men and women road-ragers in your life..
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Super Hilarious Crude Bad Parking Cards 50 Pack Prank Idiot Parkers and Get the Satisfaction of Revenge With Funny NSFW Novelty Notices Gag Note Cards Make Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers for Ages 18+

  • NOT YOUR FATHER'S REVENGE CARDS! Idiots that can't park driving you crazy? Show those stupid double parking mother truckers how you really feel with....
  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better! Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The....
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our Witty Yeti gag gifts and novelty sets. If at any point....
  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot and deliver justice with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Did that a hole at the store with the....
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Share laughs with friends when you break these out at the White Elephant Christmas party.....
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My Driving Scares me Too Bad Driver Road Rage Funny Warning Car Sticker Decal

  • GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if you're long gone, your angry sentiment lingers..
  • BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots? Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how you feel about their shitty driving skills..
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!.
  • GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this perfect stocking stuffer or white elephant gift..
  • THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer in inclement weather and look super professional..
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Super Hilarious, Bad Parking Cards 50 Pk. Get Revenge With Family-Friendly Novelty Notes. Feel the Satisfaction of Pranking Idiot Parkers With Funny Notices. Gag Cards Are Great Xmas Stocking Stuffers

  • PRANK THAT POORLY PARKED PUNK! It's like a fake parking ticket, but better. Slip a snarky note under their windshield wiper and dampen their day. The jokes on that dirty spot-stealing, Jeep-driving, jerk when they find your sassy citation!.
  • EQUIP YOUR MINI-VAN FOR MAJOR REVENGE. People that can't park driving your family crazy? Teach those double parking mother truckers a lesson with our kid approved insults! Adults and children alike will enjoy our clever quips..
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our cool Witty Yeti gag gifts, pranks, and novelty goods. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send us an email, and we promise to make it right!.
  • BULK PACK = MASSIVE PAYBACK. Patrol the parking lot with 50 cards with 10 different sayings. Is that guy at your work with the BMW stealing your favorite spot? These profanity free tickets (probably) won't get you in trouble with HR!.
  • THE ULTIMATE SECRET SANTA GAG GIFT FOR NAUGHTY DRIVERS. Break these awesome cards out at the White Elephant holiday work party for a laugh. They're also the best Christmas or birthday gift for passive aggressive men, women or angsty teens..
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Witty Yeti Hilarious Bad Parking Cards Total Annihilation Edition 50 Pk 5 x 10 Sayings Perfect for Shaming Drivers Funny Road Rage Revenge Gag Gift Prank Insult Set and White Elephant Novelty

  • GET QUIET, SWIFT REVENGE ON ASSHOLE DRIVERS. Don't have time to wait around for every bad parker to come back to their car? Leave a card so even if....
  • BE AS OFFENSIVE AS THEIR PARKING. Tired of assholes parking like idiots? Get revenge by unleashing your anger and leaving no room for doubt as to how....
  • GUARANTEED FOR LIFE. We offer a No-Nonsense Lifetime Satisfaction Guarantee on all of our gag gifts. If at any point you're not 100% happy, just send....
  • GIVE LAUGHTER AND BE THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Make everyone jealous of your gift giving and hilariously satisfy righteous road rage anger with this....
  • THICK DURABLE PAPER = LONG LASTING INSULTS. Our idiot parking cards have the look and feel of actual business cards, making your insults last longer....
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Attention You Really Suck at Parking Business Cards Pack of 100

  • Tell somebody just how much of a jerk they are for parking in a handicap space..
  • You will receive 50 cards per order at the size of 3.5" x 2".
  • These cards can insult or educate... depending on how the other driver feels to take it..
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Cards Against Humanity: Your Dumb Jokes • A Pack of Blank Cards for Your Own Terrible Ideas

  • Contains 50 blank cards: 40 white and 10 black..
  • Add your own confusing, alienating inside jokes..
  • Includes instructions for writing cards that don't suck, which you will almost certainly ignore..
  • This is an expansion pack. Requires Cards Against Humanity..
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I suck at Brackets Basketball Madness College March Brackets T-Shirt

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  • Lightweight, Classic fit, Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem.
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PAUTO-P Double Garage Parking Aid-Parking Ball Guide System，Parking Assistant kit Includes a retracting Ball Sensor Assist Solution.A Perfect Garage Parking Indicator

  • A PERFECT GARAGE PARKING INDICATOR--Every time you use our parking assist system to stop quickly, say goodbye to parking troubles and protect your car!.
  • MAKE PARKING FUN--when the windshield of the car hits the ball, please stop immediately ! Even at night, the bright yellow ball is easy to see! Also,You can knead our fun balls to relax and relieve stress.
  • If you have children, the kids will definitely play with our cute parking ball..
  • EASY TO INSTALL--Hang the rope on the celling with hooks and use the clip to adjust the string to approxmate height you would like,ensure proper parking distance in the garage after installation ,remove the car from the garage..
  • WIDELY USED - Suitable for all vehicle and garage types Our parking spaces are equipped with adjustable clips for all types of cars..
  • WOORY-FERR PURCHASE - Our parking assist ball has a variety of cute expressions that can make the garage parking from anxiety to fun.If you have any questions ，We must provide you with a satisfactory solution ..
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Amiss Flashing LED Stop Sign for Garage Parking Assist, Parking Stopper for Garage, Garage Car Stoppers Indicator, Parking Sensors for Vehicles, Bumper Guards Aid, Car Exterior Accessories (1-Pack)

  • A PERFECT GARAGE PARKING INDICATOR--Every time you use our parking assist system to stop quickly, say goodbye to parking troubles and protect your car!.
  • MAKE PARKING FUN--when the windshield of the car hits the ball, please stop immediately ! Even at night, the bright yellow ball is easy to see! Also,You can knead our fun balls to relax and relieve stress.
  • If you have children, the kids will definitely play with our cute parking ball..
  • EASY TO INSTALL--Hang the rope on the celling with hooks and use the clip to adjust the string to approxmate height you would like,ensure proper parking distance in the garage after installation ,remove the car from the garage..
  • WIDELY USED - Suitable for all vehicle and garage types Our parking spaces are equipped with adjustable clips for all types of cars..
  • WOORY-FERR PURCHASE - Our parking assist ball has a variety of cute expressions that can make the garage parking from anxiety to fun.If you have any questions ，We must provide you with a satisfactory solution ..
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